Fanfiction Title: The Prophecy
Genre: Romance, Fantasy, Drama, Adventure
Rated: M
Short summary: Two people who by every means are not meant to be together. Only they and only together, can find the prophecy to save the magical land from destruction. This is their story - the hardest story about love. The story about Kurt and Blaine. A story about love against all odds.
About: Au. Klaine. Kurt is an Elf and Blaine is a vampire. In the magical world, Vampires and Elves are at war for 90 years. Kurt gets his energy from the sun. Blaine gets burned by it. But a bigger war is coming: one which will destroy the magical world al together. An old prophecy says they, and only they, are the key to finding a way to prevent this. The only thing that can save them from their hatred for each other and the hate for what creatures they are seems to be love.
I ship Barney and Robin so hard it’s ridiculous…
GUESS WHO CANT BUY STRUCK BY LIGHTNING BECAUSE SHE DOESNT LIVE IN THE USA
What if next year at NYADA Kurt will be walking down the stairs and Blaine will see him and go “excuse me can I ask you a question, I’m new here”
GLEE AU! America’s Next Top Model - Glee guys edition
au; a magical fairy shows up and switches everybody’s bodies up
i’m not “cute” awkward.
i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
a guide to uk cities for foreign people
- manchester: gays. you will probably get mugged, way better than london though, also known as madchester, because best nightlife and britpop
- liverpool: like manchester, but less gay. you will definitely get mugged. notorious for stealing wheels
- newcastle: probably quite good for canadians as exists in permafrost and has never left the 90s.
- leeds: it's a lot cheaper than london
- bradford: leeds but awful
- nottingham: gun death capital of the uk!
- derby: intense rivalry with nottingham, literally no one else in the country or world gives any fucks about this.
- hull: violently resist anyone who attempts to take you here
- leicester: i'm not sure this is a real place
- york: this is an illustration from the top of a christmas biscuit assortment
- birmingham: NO.
- brighton & hove: more gays. is only a pretend city. mild to moderate chance of mugging. contains some deeply annoying hippies. basically if san francisco was british.
- portsmouth: there is literally nothing here.
- southampton: exactly the same as portsmouth but smells of off milk
- bristol: you have a 1 in 10 chance of ending up in a bbc recording. everyone sounds like a farmer or bob marley.
- cardiff: you have a 1 in 5 chance of ending up in a bbc recording, and a 1 in 3 chance of being glassed.
- plymouth: post apocalyptic wind tunnel full of drunk sailors pissing on depressed hookers. do not enter.
- penzance: everyone here is from london now.
- london: no one from london is actually from london and even breathing is expensive.
- cambridge: windy and full of equal amounts of homeless drug addicts and public schoolboys. the junkies are nicer.
- oxford: same number of cunts as cambridge but easier to escape from due to all-night bus to london
- edinburgh: a goth turned into a city. basically london but slightly more scottish.
- glasgow: it is impossible to tell whether people are angry or happy.
- aberdeen: las vegas at the point when vegas starts crying uncontrollably
- belfast: do not order "an irish car bomb" OR "a black and tan" here.
- wolverhampton: really, really don't.
- norwich: count people's fingers. mutations walk here.
- coventry: like plymouth, bombed flat in ww2. like plymouth, failed to take the hint. like plymouth: do not alight here.
- sheffield: everyone talks like sean bean or alex turner, still better than london
